BONUS: Four exercises in spamscript
1. Me Tarzan, you Jane
me easygoing, you bogota
me double, you operable
me bifurcate, you mardi
me minnie, you bernini
me tier, you yucatan
me cheap, you ella,
me almagest, you coincident,
me shedir, you steal,
me johnny, you riparian
me paulo, you apply,
me fiery, you eucre,
me beautify, you stenographer,
me cole, you aspect,
me acquire, you phi
me amplitude, you aerospace
me barlow, you anglican
me swanson, you critique
me adelaide, you brainstorm
me baton, you concave
me shorten, you eigenspace
me bin, you cashier
me bullhide you cabin
me agleam, you hurray
me tall, you cooky
me chartres, you provincial
me waller, you chant
me aiken, you lam
me disaccharide, you buff
me wobble, you mainland
me oftentimes, you monster
me hoarse, you bondsman
me annul, you cousin
me memento, you buoy
me penguin, you sinai
me trollop, you rawhide
me maneuver, you horizontal
me abroad, you ethane
me suitcase you eugene
me loveland, you hartley
me clay, you freethink
me hieroglyphic, you bogus
me bony, you curl
me alarm, you essay
me coiffure, you sapsucker
me such, you dribble
me chute, you ecclesiastic
me argonne, you bricklay
me boa, you forbade
me sapient, you noah
me dowling, you f’s
me alkali, you layup
me conakry, you helmsman
me phyla, you surcease
me choreography, you elisha
me maggot, you egghead
me suspense, you dogma
me niamey, you demiscible
me edmund, you alice
me hatchway, you calgary
me cheney, you amman
me chalkboard, you credulous
me pigment, you flotilla
me restaurant, you doria
me from, you dahomey
me priam, you prosecutor
me dominant, you ionospheric
me attack, you bookbind
me connivance, you leaky
me clam, you syrupy
me czarina, you coffeepot
me submitted, you cumbersome
me bureaucrat, you sara
me auto, you tensional
me municipal, you cacao
me pickman, you kauffman
me caddy, you black
me conversion, you cougar
me totalitarian, you exclude
me macromolecular, you commentary
me clothe, you deaf
me catholicism, you protein
me knoxville, you intact
me dreg, you descriptor
me extinguish, you earthworm
me delicious, you umbrage
me motley, you vector
me anachronistic, you antebellum
me beastie, you armageddon
me admit, you coset
me agricultural, you recurred
me crib, you clapboard
2. You Jane, me Tarzan
you sleety, me thomistic
you castro, me decoy
you coconut, me mediocre
you octahedron, me fair
you censorial, me dogleg
you ulcerate, me worldwide
you travis, me imprecise
you tachometer, me panhandle
you mite, me catfish
you ralston, me benjamin
you balcony, me apollo
you doctorate, me granddaughter
you georgetown, me swear
you dempsey, me inexorable
you puddle, me puma
you dilate, me cryptographer
you hamlin, me correspondent
you angelina, me decontrolled
you neuroanatomic, me acumen
you criterion, me voss
you cackle, me dougherty
you awful, me anvil
you bullhide, me chain
you jolla, me postoperative
you propellant, me topple
you delectable, me fourteenth
you ghoulish, me hornblower
you are, me tapir
you tennyson, me wendy
you oneself, me publish
you radiochemistry, me bundestag
you xerography, me stereo
you maid, me beckon
you maloney, me paradigm
you apologia, me carob
you amiss, me capetown
you arboreal, me amelia
you elliot, me dewitt
you belmont, me dawn
you wildcatter, me taiwan
you detestation, me loosen
you frowzy, me autopsy
you connect, me silt
you abandon, me eli
you marjorie, me civet
you rejoinder, me deface
you incommutable, me sedentary
you bled, me reject
you enter, me tain
3. Those college chicks don’t know anything; those are real amateurs, Ben
plumbago you, expressway me
wilmington you, catastrophe me
baleful you, gully me
terramycin you, dauphin me
exxon you, aleck me
phloem you, rudy me
chock you, homozygous me
rite you, sinew me
baneberry you, colloquia me
bang you, harmonica me
fusion you, conformal me
wart you, attendee me
accusative you, carport me
newel you, recurring me
ama you, cummings me
metro you, homesick me
spurge you, lithium me
abridgment you, augite me
badinage you, furthest me
onrushing you, polity me
onondaga you, belle me
firelight you, pullback me
erbium you, iodate me
canberra you, grail me
dysentery you, ancient me
afflict you, sidewise me
azerbaijan you, liquidate me
asiatic you, steeplebush me
pristine you, asteroidal me
eulerian you, paratroop me
derange you, case me
minnie you, audience me
4. My name is Lucy… I’m new
you emanuel me, trunk me
you affirmative me, tapeworm me
you livid me, brucellosis me
you audiovisual me, campfire me
you oriental me, rabbi me
you wattage me, automat me
you electrophoresis me, intend me
you alpert me, datsun me
you evolutionary me, diagram me
you diego me, shipshape me
you naiad me, isotropy me
you fifteenth me, sieglinda me
you cardiology me, abbott me
you aching me, thereafter me
you commissariat me, vain me
you circumference me, ellen me
you brenda me, adage me
you dummy me, ether me
you commonality me, ion me
you acuity me, flowerpot me
you allspice me, aluminate me
you ardent me, part me
you spiny me, kin me
you beachhead me, love me
you hygiene me, desk me
you lessee me, purple me
you gaines me, hollingsworth me
you russo me, alcove me
you via me, walsh me
you household me, cantabrigian me
you willowy me, filial me
you staid me, viscosity me
you decatur me, chignon me
you execrable me, postulate me
you fiddlestick me, ellipsoid me
you double me, evince me
you spice me, appease me
you purcell me, brenda me